Clock Crisis Pitch

Alright, for over six years, a certain clock was hung up above Gordon's office door in Elliot 2. This year, the faculty repositioned the clock to be above the room divider, causing students in Elliot 2 to half two turn 180 degrees in order to see the time. Alternatively, breakfast club speakers could now check to see how much time they had left without having to turn around themselves. Students were outraged at the new development, and asked the clock to be put back. The faculty passed it off. Then, another clock appeared in the position where the old one had been. The problem seemed solved, there were two clocks in positions that was in favor of both the students and the faculty. Once again it however, the additional clock that been placed above Gordon's office disappeared without an explanation. The question of why still remains. We plan to ask the hard questions and ask why we are deprived of our beloved clock when there are plenty to spare.

Potential Interview-ees: Chris, Alicia, and Gordon (alternative side to the story).